dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

PANCAKS

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

PANCAKS

thegladstork:

The Closed Captioning on Sesame Street YouTube videos is shocking.

thegladstork:

The Closed Captioning on Sesame Street YouTube videos is shocking.

(Source: jaylool, via wingless-angel-of-the-lord)

creativenative1981:

All my younger followers, do you know what this is and have you ever used one on a computer?

creativenative1981:

All my younger followers, do you know what this is and have you ever used one on a computer?

Oh my god I need to watch this 50 Cent is there oh my.

Oh my god I need to watch this 50 Cent is there oh my.

(Source: bricesander, via stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife)

kingofconeyisland:



There’s so much judgement in this picture, look at all the faces mahgawd

kingofconeyisland:

There’s so much judgement in this picture, look at all the faces mahgawd

(Source: vma.mtv.com, via nippiminaj)


Photo by kexplive
Photo by kexplive

(Source: themanwiththebroom, via rag--andbone)

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME RIGHT NOW YAAAA

(Source: dailysets, via amidthefeels)

Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
this author has obviously never eaten or ….seen a pomegranate (via the-milk-eyed-mender)

(via monetizeyourcat)

(Source: mrgloss, via fuckyeahloldemort)

I have 5 different managers I deal with directly and they all have their own personality:

1. “DON’T YOU FUCKING LOOK ME IN THE EYES” Guy
2. “blaze it 420” Guy
3. “I’m Your Friend But Don’t Speak Loud to Me In Any Situation Or I’ll Make a Face” Guy
4. “I’m New Here And You Don’t Know I’m Actually Your Manager And I’m Not Going To Tell You” Lady
5. “I’m Acting Like I Like You But I Actually Think Your Dumb” Lady

beaky-peartree:

yeah american sex education is fucked up but you know whats also bad? american drug education. ever since preschool i was bombarded with messages about how i shouldnt take drugs and how it’ll mess up my body and mind and i’ll never be the same person again and we were forced to sign a promise that we’ll never take drugs ever in our life. i didnt even know what drugs were until like 7th grade. they never told us.

grubby—garbage-queen:

grubby—garbage-queen:

My thighs are ruining my whole life but look at these cute filters omg

your thighs are perfect

flailingcillians:

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

flailingcillians:

A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

(Source: chillianmurphy, via saint-kitten)