cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

(Source: drowsybutcher, via loki-spaz-moments)

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this



















What the FUCK

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FUCK

(Source: fstw, via loki-spaz-moments)


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(Source: anchorsandmoons, via loki-spaz-moments)

vondell-swain:


i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

vondell-swain:

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

(Source: itsvondell, via fuckyeahloldemort)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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(via fan-dan-g0)

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

(via tiitlefight)

More men should wear makeup. I had a boyfriend who wore eyeliner once and my panties caught on fire.

canadianslut:

*listens to Chandelier in my giant, immaculately cleaned mansion while finishing off a bottle of wine and wondering how my marriage failed*

(Source: fistopherbrown, via rubbish78)

madformadss:

hannibalkanibalas:

221books:

therangerofthenorth:

brocreate:









“This is my design.”






Text message to Claire Danes: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME UNTIL YOU’VE TAKEN HELLA PICS OF CARPETS

madformadss:

hannibalkanibalas:

221books:

therangerofthenorth:

brocreate:

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“This is my design.”

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Text message to Claire Danes: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING HOME UNTIL YOU’VE TAKEN HELLA PICS OF CARPETS

(Source: harryflynn, via fan-dan-g0)

september 19th: HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the most wonderful man alive!

(jimmy fallon edits)

(via twelvethirtyseventimeslut)

glamourkatie:

Oh the things you see at work #walmartlife

glamourkatie:

Oh the things you see at work #walmartlife